Monday, July 2

Australia: The Land Of Opportunity. Allegedly.

Since my return I've had many people asking me how my holiday was. Interestingly most, if not all, of these conversations go something like this:

Them: So how was your trip?
Me: It was frikin' aweome.
Them: So... Did you find anyone?

I mean, what, is Australia famous for its desperate women or something? Was hooking up with a sheila the only reason people thought I was travelling half way across the world for? Have I somehow failed you all by coming back empty handed?

(And if you haven't guessed by now, the answer the the actual question is a resounding no).