Film: The Transformers: The Movie

First off, has it really been 40 years? Well spoilers: yes, and I know this because TF86 (as the cool people will call it) really hasn't aged well. Blasphemy I know, but the film has serious issues ranging from the plot, to the quality.

One place it still triumphs is with its audio. Both in that soundtrack and the pretty astonishing voice acting. If I was being unkind I'd claim that the whole movie rides on its audio, and might even go as far as to say its worth revisiting for that alone.

I think what really torpedoes the film for me is the dreadful second act. If you ignore the quality issues, the first act is iconic, with the third extremely satisfying and redeeming (if over a bit too quick). Unfortunately it's the second act that makes the meat of the film and so contributes to its overall failing disproportionally. 

Add to that the adult viewing of seeing what the film was for (ie selling toys) and I couldn't help but leaving a little jaded. And yet... I'm glad I went to watch both for nostalgia and memory and I can't quite bring myself to tell fans not to watch it for themselves.

And of course it remains the best Transformers movie since it was released, so there is that.

Film: Fall 2: Deadpoint

Progression is a strange thing because although in theory it's good, in practice it can be less than that. The first Fall film was a great indie (-feeling?) movie set almost entirely in one location with a limited cast. With such little they managed to portray a sense of vertigo and dread and it all just worked.

Fall 2 takes things further, and not just in setting, ambition or cast. It adds a story, providing thrills on an axis orthogonal (but not replacing) to that of the original. And while the plot on its own is pretty good, and the fearmongering on its own pretty good, these thrills get in the way of each other in a way that kind of diminishes both. And that's a bit of a shame.

Add to that the presence of one of the most dislikable protagonists in a film in recent times and you have a film that, although does it's job, doesn't quite make a recommendation. But hey, judging by the stinger at least we have a developing Fall Universe to look forward to.

Film: The End of Oak Street

Oak Street is an oddball movie, and I'm still deciding whether or not I liked it. I think the judgement comes down to its runtime - it's definitely too long and the juice it has to offer may not be quite worth the squeeze.

But what juice! This movie has so many moments that need to be discussed, alas all under the embargo of spoiler policy. The acting is great, it looks wonderful (even though the 80s setting must be hitting overuse by now) and the story is straight forward.

A different edit with sharper pacing would have made this one of the great dinosaur movies of our time. As it stands it remains a curiosity with some great moments that just about gets a recommendation from me.

Film: Spider-Man: Brand New Day

It's rare that such a late entry into a franchise could be considered its best. And yet here we are: after the gimmick laden No Way Home, we have been given as much of a Tom Holland pseudo origin story we can get at this stage. And on top of that, it was actually rather good.

I think the most striking thing about this chapter was how non-Spider-Man it was, even though it was indeed full of Spider-Man. If that doesn't make sense, it's probably because we're not used to a Spider-Man film having any real sort of moral, emotional or character depth. I felt bad for Peter more than a few times here.

But apart from that, it was a good Spider-Man film too, and delivered all the action and superhero antics you'd want from such a premise. All these things make Brand New Day the best of the Holland Spider-Man films for me, so this is of course very much recommended. 

Film: Evil Dead Burn

I've always loved the original Evil Dead trilogy. There's was something magical about the way they balanced hard horror with humour (but perhaps not comedy?) with a dissonance that emphasised both.

I'd say that the modern Evil Dead trilogy manages to walk the same tightrope. What they lack, however, is a quality that leaves them etched in the memory. I was shocked that this was the third in the series, and had to rack my brains to figure out whether or not I had seen the second (I have).

So yes, Burn is a decent romp, scary when it matters and funny elsewhere. It's recommended, but don't expect it to linger once its over. 

Film: Supergirl

After the excellent Superman, I was quite excited to see what else the new DC universe would throw out to us. I guess that makes me a bit of a sucker as just because Kara is related to Kal-El does not mean she makes a good film.

To be honest, I can't remember much of it, but that doesn't mean it was bad, just a bit... bland. Perhaps it was a cash in, maybe it was lazy (probably both), but there just wasn't much here for me to recommend.

Film: Disclosure Day

There is one scene in this movie that "unlocked" it all for me: a swooping shot of a guy trying to avoid police by creeping around and jumping over fences. That such a vanilla sounding scene is one of the most memorable in the film is not harsh criticism - on the contrary, my hot take was "ah yes, this is a Spielberg film, it's so good".

I've spoken about the (admittedly unoriginal) idea that a film is more than just the sum of its parts. That's not a magical statement - just one that describes how a good film needs lots of things working together to really deliver. The great directors know this, but also realise that it's not difficult[1] to do - you just have to be solid.

Disclosure Day has a solid plot, solid acting, and is a solid production. That alone places it above most contemporary releases. It was easy to watch and digest - despite skipping the first act. It may have overstayed its welcome; I would have a preferred a version that ended ten minutes before it actually did. But that wasn't enough to wrack the movie for me.

Definitely recommended. 

[1] Or perhaps I'm confusing natural ease with them making it look so easy?

Film: Masters of the Universe

Fun fact: the 1987 version of this film was one of the first I was taken to the cinema for - you know, back when you could list every film you had ever seen in the cinema. I can't say I recall my feelings about the movie back then, but as an adult I clearly put it in the "disappointing failure" bucket.

This 2026 version is also a bad film. It's made poorly, the story is boring, the acting and action passable. The characters lack any kind of charisma or personality, which I'm yet to decide is the fault of this movie or the source material. The jokes deserve a slow clap for the effort.

And yet such is what it got right, namely the fan-service, is so, so good that, shamefully, I'm almost able to forgive the film for all its other plentiful shortcomings. I say "almost" because the 2+ hours runtime is pretty painful.

I'm hopeful then, that a sequel will not only nail the nostalgia but also sharpen the edges and return the truly great MotU film that we all deserve.

Dropsite News: Disruptive, New Media in the Age of Misinformation

Dropsite news has been one of my go to sources of news information since the war on Iran began. Apart from leaning in the same direction, there's something about the... dispassionate way in which they present facts and stories that really registers. In a world where our collective spider senses tingle so hard when reading the news, Dropsite brings a sense of objectivity and, well, truthfulness that you would struggle to find elsewhere.

Today Ibraaz hosted Jeremy Scahill, Sharif Abdel Kouddous, and Nika Soon-Shiong, all from Dropsite, to present a talk on new media. It was for sure a pitch, but an effective one, a lot reaffirming what fans of the news source already knew. There's value in hearing the story anyway - today brought a sense of passion that can't be found in objective reporting. All three speakers were sharp, articulate and confident - something that is sometimes lost behind a screen.

A note about the space - Ibraaz immediately threw me back to the vibe felt City Circle at Abrar House, except perhaps a little more prestigious and posh. I hope it becomes a regular venue for these type of events. 

I can't remember a time I've been so enthralled by speakers - and in a moment I'm beginning to see as my return to the talk circuit I left over a decade ago, it's a good affirmation that I'm coming back at the right time.

Film: Backrooms

File this under "you'll either love it or hate it". Backrooms probably had an an unfair start in this season of fear films (Hokum and Obsession both being excellent), but even if we put that aside the labouring, meandering pace (more time is spent outside of the Backrooms than inside) and disappointing payoff meant I had to check my watch more times than I would have liked to.

Add to that the (albeit deliberate) lack of resolution and you're left wondering what the point is. One to skip.

Book: We Need to Tax Billionaires, Gabriel Zucman

I'll get straight to the point. This isn't a great book. It might have been a good blog post. What might be mistaken for accessibility is its lack of depth - numbers fly around not meaning much (unless you happen to be an economist already perhaps?). A lot of this might be due to losses in translation.

It's a shame because the message trying to cut through is a pretty simple one. It is also compelling, which is where the real danger lies - unless this argument is made robustly and decisively, it is unlikely to make it to the masses who rely on more alluring sources for their information.

On the other hand, this might just be the fodder needed to generate more messaging to the voting public to make a different choice. I hope the downstream effects are real, because as it stands this book alone won't cut it. 

Film: Obsession

Funny horror is a particularity potent genre. Apart from the obvious, that the dissonance between finding something funny and scary elevates emotion, it has a very unifying effect amongst an audience as you all engage in sync - laughing and cringing together.

That alone doesn't make for a good film though, but luckily Obsession was decent enough. It knows what it is and focuses on getting the basics right - we don't really have a plot per se but instead a series of scenes in the life of a guy with an... interesting problem. Put it this way, structurally the first and third acts are very thin (think minutes long).

A lot of fun, low stakes and very effective, Obsession gets a recommendation from me. 

Film: Mortal Kombat II

Rewatching the first (of the modern rebooted) Mortal Kombat films made me realise it wasn't as good as I remembered it being. The main culprit was the random new character lead - never a good sign when seeking something a bit authentic. Otherwise it kind of just tread water with some (admittedly decent) fan service.

Mortal Kombat II is more of the same, although I did come away from it feeling a bit better about the franchise as a whole. There is less random non-MK stuff and more fan service - and to be honest that's all one would want from such a franchise. The fighting is decent, the jokes chuckling, the plot and characterisation... well non-existent, but you can't have it all.

Will see if I don't also look back at this as a big mistake. For now though it just about squeezes in a recommendation. 

Film: Hokum

Hokum was an above decent horror movie. The scares were good, albeit sometimes cheap. Adam Scotts's Ohm was an annoying and easily-hated spitwad who somewhat redeems himself by the end. The plot (or rather, plots), although not complete, was left open in all the right ways.

It just oozed a confidence and attention to itself that a lot of films, let alone horror films, lack in an age of low attention spans. Even the relatively non-eventful first act was watchable.

Recommended. 

Book: Dark Matter, Blake Crouch

To be honest I'm not sure why this book was on my list. I like to think I have a robust and discerning filter mechanism - mainly because I don't have the time any more to consume all the books that I want to. I guess no system is perfect and thus Dark Matter slipped made it to my reading list.

How bad a book is doesn't typically stem from a single reason. Dark Matter is badly written (both technically and creatively), has bad characters (although I was made to feel very strongly how much of a douchebag Jason was) and characterisation and treats the "multiple worlds" concept with such a lack of care and attention that I was left unusually frustrated. This wasn't just bad scifi, it was bad art, and I firmly place it amongst Twilight and The Hunger Games as one of the most awful books I've read.

The only reason I completed this book was because it was mercifully short. One to skip. 

 

Film: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

It's not like Nintendo to fail at these things, and yet here we are. Where the first Mario movie reached a chef's kiss level of finesse, its sequel is an empty shell in comparison. 

It's hard to say what's missing. And it could be that nothing is. The plot is okay, the jokes okay. The fan-service is... well quite fantastic actually and possibly the only reason to watch this movie.

So perhaps the failure is it's own fault, and the movie just doesn't reach the heights that we know such a franchise should - a theory proven once already at least. As it stands we are left with a very plain film that you should probably labour to watch at home.

Film: Undertone

Perhaps I'm getting a bit old, but I'm of the opinion that horror movies need to be more than just a series of (even excellent) scary set pieces. This is as opposed to certain other genres - an action or fighting movie can probably still be entertaining even if the plot is non-existent. But a horror movie needs the background engagement of its audience in order for them to suspend their disbelief. Just being good art or leaving things overly implied or ambiguous harms that.

Undertone was a series of excellent scary set pieces that did very little to progress a plot. It's especially unfortunate, given how novel it otherwise was - using some great sound tricks and the limited cast to really bring out the creepies. This made the lack of any payoff even more jarring, enough to overall cause the movie to fail to reach its potential.

It was a good timepass I guess, but overall undertone is one to watch at home. 

 

Film: Project Hail Mary

The whole book vs adaptation conversation will always be a paradox. A film was never going to be as good as the book it was based on, and yet the book would never have been as good if read after watching the film. As such there is no perfect set up where you can enjoy both to the maximum, and such is the case here.

But it's more than the reasonable expectation that a lot was going to be cut out. The film itself seemed very rushed and pacey - a bit like a 2h40m extended trailer for a better film to come. As such a lot of the ingredients that made the book magic - the charm, the science, the story.

My only hope is that the film pushes more people to the book, so that they can experience the more fuller and rounded story. Whether that experience will be as good as having read the book first, well we'll never know.

Book: One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Aainst This, Omar El Akkad

Apart from being wonderfully written, brilliantly concise and amazingly clear, the real value in this book isn't how well it is put together, but as medicine for those who perhaps struggle for articulating the feelings and positions they have over current and recent world affairs. In that sense it's a bit cathartic, a welcome release valve for us to realise that, no, we are not mad nor alone.

It's a short book and I recommend everyone to read it. 

Ilford in Conversation: Women Challenging the Political Status Quo

Tonight's conversation was of particular interest to me having been moved from the host's constituency to the guest's, Faiza Shaheen's. It turns out that this didn't make much of a difference to the latter, but was of benefit to the former... leaving the redrawing of the boundaries largely an academic exercise.

But that detail aside, tonight was less explicitly about women in politics and more about political troublemaking - although given the vicinity of the two impressive figures on stage you can't help but feel that their power may have come from their chromosomes after all.

I think the main takeaway was one of inspiration and hope, reassurance that there are people who think about things and more, take action. Both were soaked in their humility as well as their struggle, and it was nice to hear first hand Faiza's historical position with Labour.