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[18:50:48] Shak
    heh
    there's nothing wrong with being a hermit
    only boring people need to go out and about
[18:53:20] xxxx
    nah
    only single ppl
    :-)
[18:53:34] Shak
    hmm
    i spend most days in now
    looking forward to xfactor tonight
    that is my life :D
    oh well. have plenty of stuff to watch
[18:55:02] xxxx
    :-(
    man...
[18:55:15] Shak
    dont say it
[18:55:16] xxxx
    hurry up and get married already
    too late
[18:55:31] Shak
    so many hot girls in can wharf man

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    :D
[18:56:15] xxxx
    there are loads
    i love it here
    if you're a banker
    easy to get fit *****
    wait for the economy to tank
    there will be loads
    you can 'save' the really poor ones from a life of stripping
    sounds harsh...but it's reality
    you'll be able to provide where a hot guy with big **** may not
    remember these words my friend
    great recession = hot ***** for you
    don't save this chat
[19:05:37] Shak
    ah man, i havent posted one of your quotes for ages. this is def going on the blog
[19:06:16] xxxx
    ...
    call it....
    recession *****

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On discussing the pay gap between men and women as highlighted by the recent EHRC report:

wel .. it's like the whole wimbeldon thing. I still dont see why they should get paid the same as men. they play less hours, the tennis itself is not as exciting to watch. the only way i tihnk it woudl be worth it is if both the finalists were fit and waering skimpy clothes, but seeing as it's always the wiliams sisters .... i'll give that a miss

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xxxx [09:58]:
    btw
    just out of interest
    what our
    your
    are*
    "looks" requirements

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xxxx [09:59]:
    the bare minimum that is not negoatiable
    so deep, im going to remembe this moment
Shak [09:59]:
    hmm
    ther's this bird [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
    she's hot
    i think we bumped into her [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
xxxx [10:00]:
    ohhh thinki met her [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
    I THINK, shes...not our lot
Shak [10:01]:
    yeh, the JD bottle [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] is a dead giveaway
    as well as teh [kara]
xxxx [10:01]:
    looool
Shak [10:01]:
    as you can see.. ive done my homework
xxxx [10:01]:
    AHAHAHA
    defo back that
    also
    if anyone
    can convert
    its you
Shak [10:01]:
    aw.. so sweet, thanks man!

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[19:43:59] xxxx
    gave in to the Saffan gtalk trend i see :P
[19:44:15] Shak
    what can i say? you guys are too alluring to miss out on
[19:46:10] xxxx
    ah :) well we are a tad more friendly than poms :P
[19:46:56] Shak
    that you are. big shame about the arrogance and misplaced self-belief though, but hey can't have everything :)
[19:48:49] xxxx
    haha i can say the same about ur online persona :P
[19:50:24] Shak
    you could, but then you'd be just as unfriendly as poms. which would also make you a hypocrite :)
[19:51:20] xxxx
    haha funny how we're using emoticons to appear to soften the snide remarks
[19:57:34] Shak
    we? :)
[19:57:59] Shak
    this is a fine example of why I give you guys such a hard time. I'm going to snippet this.

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Shak says (12:47):
    everyone saying about this muslim bird...
    "she's so pretty..... shame she's so skinny"
    either we're the only honest ones.... or we have an aquired taste
xxxx says (12:48):
    nup
    any girl who says that ias just jealous
    any guy who says that
[...]
    is either gay
    or knows women will be reading/listning
    and will want them to think that he doenst endorse model-skinny type figures
Shak says (12:49):
    so we're actually keeping it real?
xxxx says (12:49):
    there;'s a reason why models are skinny
    men like skinny girls
    any guy who says he doesnt
    is lying
    gay
    or just a chubby chaser

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xxxx says (08:25):
    all women are the same
    piece of advice to you
    never believe anything a woman tells you
Shak says (08:25):
    wah
xxxx says (08:25):
    so when you meeting these women
xxxx says (08:26):
    dont feel bad about lying
    long as it gets you a fit wife that's all that matters
    cos she'll be lying as well
xxxx says (08:28):
    in fact ... why do you even need to get married at all
    if you want kids ... you can have kids without getting married
Shak says (08:29):
    how?
xxxx says (08:30):
    is it against the law for yo
    or against your religino
Shak says (08:30):
    in what sense?
xxxx says (08:30):
    as in
    can you find a girl
    and have kids with her
    and not get married

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Shak says (08:37):
    of course not. no sex before marriage innit?
xxxx says (08:37):
    hmmmm

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Shak says (16:35):
    well obv
    it depends on who pays more!
xxxx says (16:36):
    hah
    i guess
    cos we poor
    but when you rich
    say the bids were 100 and 120
xxxx says (16:37):
    and you feel the guy bidding 100 would do a better job making it succesful
    if you REALLY cared about it ... you'd go with 100 instead of 120
Shak says (16:37):
    hey man
    like ive always side
    said
xxxx says (16:37):
    obv you a merc
Shak says (16:37):
    this is just work
xxxx says (16:37):
    just in it for the money
Shak says (16:37):
    i dont have all these "passions" others do
    if i did....
    i'd become an artist
    or a poet
xxxx says (16:37):
    ngapls

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xxxx says (14:30):
    this one supposed to let you train harder as well
xxxx says (14:31):
    can push your muscles more
Shak says (14:43):
    good stuff
    ive.... accepted that i'll never be big big
    ill stick to slim and toned :D
    although now im not running maybe ill just be fat

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xxxx says (08:51):
    waaah
    cheryl is single
Shak says (08:55):
    awesome
Shak says (08:56):
    she's... so pretty
xxxx says (08:56):
    tis makeup
    have seen her without
    looks avg
xxxx says (08:57):
    and she too thin recently
Shak says (08:57):
    avg is still better than most
xxxx says (08:57):
    avg ... is avg!
Shak says (08:57):
    well okay, obv not most

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Shak says (12:24):
    oooh
    the euro millionaaire winners
    tehyre not married
    wicked
xxxx says (12:25):
    yeah man
    they'll just split the money
    and get fit partners
Shak says (12:25):
    win-win
xxxx says (12:25):
    fosho

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xxxx says (10:45):
    What is your nerdiest one liner / pickup line?
    Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
    mohoho
Shak says (10:45):
    oh dear
xxxx says (10:45):
    If you were cosine squared and I was sine squared, we would be one.
    i thought you'd appreciate these
    if you met a girl who found these funny
    woudl you be attracted to her
Shak says (10:46):
    yes
    well
    if she was hot

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Shak says (10:46):
    in fact... even if she didnt get them and was hot id still be attracted
xxxx says (10:46):
    WAAAAAAAAAH
    so shallow
Shak says (10:48):
    nah seriously. if she understood those... i'd be impressed and attracted. unfortunately i doubt she's be hot so it wouldnt go any further.
xxxx says (10:48):
    hey man ... there are some hot geeks
    woudl you marry a woman who could whup your ass at sf
Shak says (10:48):
    its funny... i say to my girl mates "looks times personality equals a constant" and they all giggle and say its true... but dont realise im calling them either stupid or ugly.

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Shak says (10:49):
    its funny... i say to my girl mates "looks times personality equals a constant" and they all giggle and say its true... but dont realise it means theyre either stupid or ugly.
xxxx says (10:49):
    wher you c&p that from
    mohoho
Shak says (10:49):
    its mine...

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Shak says (10:50):
    im gonna put this on my blog so thought i'd put something a bit less offensive :D

[...]

Shak says (10:50):
    anyway yeh. i'd marry a girl who could beat me at sf. yet to find one since im so damn good at it

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Shak says (09:49):
    i prefer staying in nowadays too
    although amybe i shouldnt say that to potentials
xxxx says (09:51):
    why?
    if she's the type who likes that
    just say it
    i dunnpo what you say to these girls when you meet them
    but let's be frank here
xxxx says (09:52):
    you wanna get married ...
    if you gotta be a little dishonest
    so be it
Shak says (09:52):
    heh
xxxx says (09:52):
    you think yyyy woudl have married me .. if i told her i was ***CENSORED***?
Shak says (09:52):
    well tbh... i dont tell them about that until the third meeting
xxxx says (09:52):
    TOO SOON
Shak says (09:52):
    oh crap
    really?
xxxx says (09:53):
    wait till they in a legally binding relationship!
    man .... no wonder you crashing and burning on the 3rd date!
    keep the sweet talking till sh'es said YES"
Shak says (09:54):
    hey man... nowadays... even that's too early. divorces are too damn easy
xxxx says (09:54):
    nah man ...
    all you gotta do .. is introduce her to one of your 'crazy' relatives
xxxx says (09:55):
    who always says in front of her how he'd kill anyone who betrays the family
Shak says (09:55):
    omg. it all makes sense. wait. let me write all this down...
xxxx says (09:56):
    it's not easy finding a wife .. you gotta do what you can to tip t he blance in your favour!
Shak says (09:57):
    i went on a PR training course the other weekend. maybe i should use some of the stuff i learned in that....

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Shak says (19:57):
    ooh cheryls back :D
xxxx says (19:57):
    yeah
xxxx says (19:58):
    she wanst looking so good last night though
    didnt like the hair
Shak says (19:58):
    wtf
    her haior was the best bit
    so long
xxxx says (19:58):
    hah?
Shak says (19:58):
    i dont like this new format tho
xxxx says (19:58):
    she had it done up like some beehive thing
xxxx says (19:59):
    well ... am guessing the audience gotta pay to watch
    so it'll ake em even more money
Shak says (19:59):
    yeh
    the britains got talent model probab did a lot
xxxx says (19:59):
    yeah
    i tihnk

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xxxx says (20:00):
    cheryl gotta be the best kinda wife
    she's fit
    got her own money
    and if you cheat on her
    she takes you back
Shak says (20:01):
    quote of the day i think

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xxxx says (23:18):
hey
Shak says (23:18):
plop
wasaup
xxxx says (23:18):
nuttin
too hot
Shak says (23:18):
AC baby
no wait
can we do this again?
xxxx says (23:18):
uh huh
Shak says (23:18):
start again pls from the top
xxxx says (23:19):
tut
hey
Shak says (23:19):
wasaup
xxxx says (23:19):
nothing...too hot...
Shak says (23:19):
wah thanks, youre not so bad yourself
xxxx says (23:19):
i knew you were gonna say that!!

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xxxx says (22:48):
my mom just showed me this new rishta's picture
Shak says (22:48):
hot?
xxxx says (22:48):
he's holding a really cute baby in the picture
way to manipulate girls eh
Shak says (22:48):
yeh
i did that with my nephews
didnt work
xxxx says (22:49):
and the second guy...got himself photographed infront of a mercedes
which looks rental
Shak says (22:49):
yeh
i did that
didnt work
xxxx says (22:49):
because he is wearing the same shirt in all three pictures
really
you rented a mercedes
Shak says (22:49):
no
xxxx says (22:49):
with leather red interior
Shak says (22:49):
it was a vauxhall zafira iirc
...
didnt work

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Shak says (22:51):
http://www.radioshak.co.uk/2009/04/snippet.html

[...]

xxxx says (22:52):
lol..you responded the same way
as you did here...
OH
nevermind
i feel stupid

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Shak says (22:54):
lol
that's funny
i gotta add that
xxxx says (22:54):
no don't....let's not publicize my blondness

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Shak says (21:56):
hello
who are you?
luluul says (21:56):
are you girl or boy
(21:57) luluul has been blocked

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xxxx says (22:42):
    *ELECTROCUTE * 
    Blanka btw
Shak says (22:42):
    i reckon youre a fake
    youre just saying random stuff to get boys hot under the collar
    it's okay, i do the same with ladies fashion
xxxx says (22:42):
    LOL

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Shak says (15:39):
    are these girls for real?
xxxx says (15:39):
    FOSHO!!!!!

    [...]

Shak says (15:39):
    that our new word?
xxxx says (15:39):
    FOSHO!
    hahah
    what does it even mean?
Shak says (15:40):
    quick.. ask me a question
xxxx says (15:40):
    are you gay?
Shak says (15:40):
    you ****
xxxx says (15:40):
    AHAHA
    man ... we're such kids
    :(
Shak says (15:40):
    its wicked!
    nah man
    if i couldnt laugh at my monitor...i dunno what the whole point of life is
Shak says (15:41):
    fosho = for sure right?
xxxx says (15:41):
    i t hink so
Shak says (15:41):
    FOSHO!
xxxx says (15:41):
    WMOHAMHOAW

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xxxx says (15:10):
    how do you ask someone that they are gay
    i wouldnt
xxxx says (15:11):
    especially if they are hijabies
    what would you have done

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Shak says (15:16):
    ive asked a hijabi her bra size before
xxxx says (15:16):
    what made you ask that question

[...]

Shak says (15:16):
    well it was the natural follow on from her dress size

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xxxx says (14:27):
    so i got a scenraio for you
    you're in the toilet
    public one
    finished
    washed your hands
xxxx says (14:28):
    and you're about to open the door
    someone from outside pushes the door and the handle grazes your hand
    do you go back in and wash your hands?
Shak says (14:28):
    rewash
xxxx says (14:28):
    I KNEW IT"!!!!!
    me too
    :(
Shak says (14:28):
    of cos
    whats the point otherwise?
xxxx says (14:29):

    [...]

    so in your opionion
xxxx says (14:30):
    at work
    wha'ts worse
    the guys who just dont wash their hands
    or the ones that only wash when ther's someone else in the toilet
Shak says (14:30):
    oooh
    tough one
Shak says (14:31):
    honesty vs part time clenliness
xxxx says (14:31):
    and the fact that at least with those who just dont wash ... you know about it
    thne you can stay clear
    its' the sly ones you gotta be wary of
    like there's this dude who I'm sure only washes when ppl are around
xxxx says (14:32):
    i had some books delivered to the office
    and he picked one up to flick through
    when i got home ... I had to desanitise it
Shak says (14:33):
    maybe we should just narrow our net
    so instead of cleaning the books....
    just assume all books are dirty and wash hands after using them
xxxx says (14:34):
    nah man .....
    it's a hasle if you're reading in bed
    cos then you gotta make sure the book doenst touch the sheets
Shak says (14:34):
    hmm
    true
xxxx says (14:34):
    and then you gotta get out of bed to wash before sleeping
    unlesss you have some desanitser gel next to the bed
    that's quite useful
    yyyy did that in vegas
Shak says (14:34):
    waht do yout hink of that liquid sanitiser alcohol gel stuff?
xxxx says (14:34):
    it hink it works quite welkl
    always have them with me on holiday
Shak says (14:34):
    is it enough tho
xxxx says (14:34):
    well ....
Shak says (14:35):
    sometimes i think it just... spreads it around
xxxx says (14:35):
    if you got s**t on your hands
    of course it's not gonna help
    but this kinda thing .... it's good for if you touch money and stuff'
    I'd stil go toilet to wash before eating and stuff
Shak says (14:36):
    you know...
    its times like this that im glad i know you
    makes me feel a bit less.... normal
xxxx says (14:36):
    hey man
Shak says (14:36):
    bit more normal i mean
xxxx says (14:36):
    not doing what we do is just sick
Shak says (14:36):
    i know
    it's the rest of society who are just plain dirty
xxxx says (14:36):
    although it does mean our immune system might not be as good as others
    i dont wanan get lupis!
Shak says (14:37):
    but the point is we dont get sick cos we dont bathe in germs right?
xxxx says (14:37):
    true

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Shak says (14:42):
    hey
    is is desanitise or sanitise?
xxxx says (14:42):
    oh
xxxx says (14:43):
    good point
    sanitise makes sense
    but they call those gel things desanitisers
Shak says (14:43):
    hmm
Shak says (14:44):
    maybe ppl need the "de" bit to realise it's taking something away