Friday, April 28

There's Something About Wentworth Miller

I just have to note the extent of Wentworth's popularity with the ladies. A post on Kabana's blog (here) is what's prompted this, but even before that I've yet to meet a girl that thinks Wentworth is anything but hot and dreamy. From a bunch of college girls to aunties, amongst close friends and passing acquaintances they all seem to be a fan. I don't believe I've ever seen this phenomenon before.

Now, I'm not a jealous man. I can recognise and acknowledge an attractive man. And it's not that Wentworth isn't attractive, I'm just amazed at the consensus that this opinion has reached. So for the sake of balance here I list a few reasons why he may, in fact, not be all that:

  • His name. I mean, Wentworth? Really guys?
  • His acting. I've always admitted that, despite being one of my favourites at the moment, Prison Break has some of the most appalling acting ever. Wentworth "As Wooden As A Plank" Miller is close to the top of that list.
  • His airheadness. I think it's pretty clear that our Wentworth isn't the sharpest tool on the block. I'm not talking maths or current affairs or anything like that; no, I just get the impression that he would be perfectly amused for hours with only a mirror and a torch. Or possibly just a torch.
  • His liveliness. Or lack of. He's hardly the most exciting guy, and can imagine him doing well making audio tapes to help people fall asleep - "Tonight, we go over the wall". Zzzz.
  • His possible sexual preference. Hey don't shoot me, I'm just going by what Google throws up.
Food for thought, eh? Again, I'm not hating, I'm just puzzled. I guess it's further evidence that women are crazy and weird and crazy and will always choose the wrong man to obsess over, but if anyone has any real answers or explanations then feel free to let me know why Wentworth happens to be so popular.

In the meantime here's a pic for you ladies to drool over. Don't say I never do anything for you.

How dreamy. Zzz.