Saturday, April 1

Breaking News

Shak is officially off the market.

But it's late. More tomorrow.

EDIT: Alright alright. It's 12pm now and I can come clean. Still it's good to know that after three years of doing exactly the same thing people still fall for it. You know who you are. And most importantly, girls, I'm still free and single. Oh yes.


  1. happy april fool's day. shak, your poorest attempt yet..

  2. "Shak is officially off the market."

    i wonder how many hearts you broke with that statement ..