Monday, March 20

The Microchip Theory

Unfortunately I can't take credit for this gem:

Women don't exist. They're an illusion created by the microchips implanted in each of our heads. We need these chips as regularly being annoyed and irritated is necessary for our survival.

Fantastic. I'm just upset I didn't come up with it first.


  1. i wish on so many levels that was true

  2. that quote has been modified, you can tell.

    man, i hate to think of what the male equivalent would be..ufff.

    rise above it you good poeple.