Monday, August 22

Things That Pee Me Off #14: Unnecessary Umbrellas

Why do some people feel the need to open their umbrellas when it isn't even raining? Is it just to maim and kill those around them? Is it some sort of psychological comfort thing? Are they trying to protect their hair from humidity?

And it's almost always a short woman doing it. I bet they won't even stop to ask if I'm ok when they inevitably poke my eye out.