Friday, September 24

Official: I Have No Future

Tina at work was handing out fortune cookies this morning. I was pretty excited, y'know, seeing as I've never really had one before. Pacing myself and allowing everyone else to check theirs before I did mine, the anticipation of finding out what life had in store for me was almost too much.

So there I was poised to crack open my future. But of course mine was empty. Which according to some is merely bad luck, but according to Steve means I'm gonna die...

Who's that cheering in the back?

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