Monday, October 6

Joke of the Day

A kindergarten student told his teacher he had found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her student.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT???" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

Props to Zainab for the gag.

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