Wednesday, October 27

Billion Dollar Girl

Some of you may have read about my good friend[1] Lakshmi Mittal awarding himself a 1.1 billion pound bonus this week, after having created the world's biggest steel firm (here and here).

What you may not know is that Vanisha Mittal, his daughter, got hitched this June (on my brother's birthday, no less), in a wedding that cost her dad an estimated 30 million quid (and that, surprisingly, for only 1,500 guests). "Who cares?" I hear you ask, "She's probably a heffer anyway".

Well no, she isn't - check the pics yourself. I'll refrain on commenting on the groom (ok - just the one: Let's just say that he must either have a fantastic personality or be well equipped or something).

Anyway, just goes to the show. The rich are perfect. But hey, I'm not fussy in looking for a partner - if anyone knows of a girl who's either as rich or as pretty as Vanisha, then let me know.

[1]May not be completely true.

17 comments:

  1. 30 million??? thats just sttoooopppid!.. anyway deos anyone else think the guy is abit of a "pretty boy".. he looks abit scary sometimes :-S but he's ok, i do think they make a nice couple :-). shes pretty and they look good together.

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  2. http://www.shaadi.com/partner_search/matrimonial_search/profile.php?profileid=missasian_UK&set=bf0df3b6e93030a07200f60fdefd2ef9

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  3. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! and apparently nothing matters! go shaks quick!! BJ youre killing me! youre soo mad its great!! :-DDD

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  4. BJ, thats a nasty thing to do. I don't like her. Spam, she's no good for you. DON'T DO IT.

    She looks like she's had liposuction done and drawn in her eyebrows.

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  5. lol@bj..hey are you looking for others too? mwahhhahah

    sanny: ?!!! i think shes quite pretty man.

    Zahera...i can see why you think the guy in that pic looks cute...(sort of).

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  6. liposuction? she looks fine to me. There was some liposuction on the tele last night. This woman was a size 22, had 50lbs of fat removed, and went down to a size 18. But, tbh, she still looked the same to me. And it cost her $10000.

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  7. cute????? what you on about sofs! i said i think hes a "pretty boy".. just to clarify.. im not really into pretty boys.

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  8. >>sanny: ?!!! i think shes quite pretty man.

    what you going on about sofia? .. your not advertising me again are you?

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  9. Zahera...my 'cute' means your 'pretty boy'?

    sanny: you bet ;-)

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  10. zahera: you not into pretty boys? more..ahem..the rough...FARDEEN types? mwhahah. tell me your over him now..?

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  11. :-).. lol sofs.. yeh the rough look is kinda good.. weel actually they just have to look as though theyre older than 12! i dont like baby faces.. and fardeen? hah! you can try like i said on ya blog...all it will take is a google search for fardeen in a sherwani and my faith will be restored.. but lets not infest poor shakky's blog with such banter :-)

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  12. i meant 'youre' in the previous post and not your.

    chi..like i would dare infest shaks's blog with crap!

    btw..i vow to send you that fardeen piccie ooo at least once a week ...:D

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  13. Errrr...Mittal's daughter looks like any other Indian girl. she's not fat and she's young but I don't think that alone makes her attractive. But I'm not a bloke.

    Why am I posting here? I don't even like it.

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  14. I didn't think the Mittal girl was anything special.

    I was also quite disappointed that the wedding pics didn't include a pic of Kylieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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  15. shak your taste goes wonky at times :-S and OMG, 30 million on a wedding?!? thats just completely nuts!

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  16. Os, now look what you;ve done to his board.

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