Saturday, March 29

We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off

Apparently I'm naive in thinking that it's possible for a couple to date for, say, six months and not exchange any kind of bodily fluid. And yes, that includes dry-humping.

Is it honestly that difficult to keep it in your trousers? Does the mere promise of marriage really shatter the defences of those holding out beforehand? Is getting one's jiggy on an inevitable part of being in a relationship, expected by everyone involved in it?

I mean what - isn't holding hands more than enough anymore?

Tch. Please agree with me someone.