Saturday, March 29

We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off

Apparently I'm naive in thinking that it's possible for a couple to date for, say, six months and not exchange any kind of bodily fluid. And yes, that includes dry-humping.

Is it honestly that difficult to keep it in your trousers? Does the mere promise of marriage really shatter the defences of those holding out beforehand? Is getting one's jiggy on an inevitable part of being in a relationship, expected by everyone involved in it?

I mean what - isn't holding hands more than enough anymore?

Tch. Please agree with me someone.


  1. I agree, absolutely.

  2. Anonymous11:28

    Actually the physical part of a relationship between a man and woman is perfectly natural; that is why "free mixing" is discouraged in Islam and early marriage encouraged!

    The problem comes when people pratice Islam in halves - have a relationship but not a physical one - it's unnatural! Either don't have one at all or expect that if you do, the physical stuff will happen.

  3. Anonymous15:15

    i'm with anonymous here!

  4. hahahaahahahahah *chokes*