Thursday, April 28

I Have Straight(ish) Teeth Too

Seems like all one needs is straight teeth, money and a couple of blockbusters behind them to nab themselves a Katie. It's only been two months since she dumped her fiancé, and it seems that I've missed that particular window of opportunity. That's the last time I give a woman space after a break up.

It's times like these that I'm thankful for my friends - so far I've had two notes of condolence via Messenger and a few more otherwise. However despite her current and previous choices I do take issue at her being described as a whore, so please refrain from doing so. You know who you are.

There'll always be a place in my heart for you. Why do we always fall for the wrong people?

Sigh.