Tuesday, April 19

Ban This Now

Here's my list of things to ban from the Haram (I may settle with just the mataf):

  1. Smartphones. This one is probably (hopefully?) obvious.
  2. Prayer books. First because they're impractical and stop people from looking where they're supposed to, ie where they are going. And secondly because sometimes scripture defeats the point of why you're even there.
  3. Groups larger than four. Crowds of this nature need to be fluid, not lumpy.
And people thought wahabism was extreme. Give me control of this place and I'll sort it right out.

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