What The Hell Does Wheatish Mean?

Anyone know? Am I wheatish? And does "Computer Professional" sound as dodgy to you as it does to me?

Anyway in case haven't yet figured it out, yes, I've finally bitten that particular bullet[1]. Now give me a moment while I go shoot myself. Bang.

Those wishing to take the piss can easily figure out my Profile ID. Please be kind, and remember: Serious enquiries only please.

[1]Why now? Let's just say that a few things happened this weekend.