Monday, August 22

Things That Pee Me Off #14: Unnecessary Umbrellas

Why do some people feel the need to open their umbrellas when it isn't even raining? Is it just to maim and kill those around them? Is it some sort of psychological comfort thing? Are they trying to protect their hair from humidity?

And it's almost always a short woman doing it. I bet they won't even stop to ask if I'm ok when they inevitably poke my eye out.

Grr.

3 comments:

  1. Im gona buy you one of those really dodgy looking helmet thingy's-practical and safe (heh im sure you'll look great in one of them too)!:-) Then you'll have no problems with inconsiderate un-necesary umbrella users! tskk!

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  2. those people are actually aliens, disguised as humanoids, receiving alien transmissions from their home planet, Umbrezorg delta 2niner zero.

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